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'You'd better come with us, Sir.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

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Toy Shops and Educated Children

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Don't editorialize."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

The Decline of Europe

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

King Solomon's Pollster.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"I'm after the history section."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Herb's from Texas."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.