Cross-cultural Commentator T-Shirts

"Still, it's nice to feel wanted."

French Elections on TV: '80% of the British electorate have turned out to watch the French elections.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Flags

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Press Freedom

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Critisize your weight.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

The Berlin Peace Movement

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"