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'We thought it fit his rather plaintive personality.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Archimedes statue with a lever

Baroque Peacock

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Scarpia's Palace

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

B.B. King

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Sir Edward Elgar

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Music Student

Edward Elgar.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Moliere

Musical Pipe

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

Violin Romance

Dave Brubeck

Bleak House

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

Tosca on the balcony

Charles Dickens.