Claret Lover Pillows

Trustworthy Authority.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Economy - USA.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Myths and legends...

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Moby Dick

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Zorro as a child.

Quentin Tarantino

Bigfoot tracks...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Scotsman in the bath...

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.