Clairvoyant Cuisine Enthusiast Pillows

Pie Filling Reader

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I come here for the pepper."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Baker Romance

Full English Breakfast.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'I was in the catering corps.'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

The Perfect Foil

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Feast

"What's happened to Quiche?"

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"Room for dessert, folks?"

this bordeaux speaks for itself