Clairvoyant Collector Mugs

Crystal balls: 'We have three new models to choose from: Scam, Swindle and Extort.'

"She would've been more credible if she hadn't kept saying, 'according to your Wikipedia page'."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Asking out a palm reader.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Quantum Psychic

"You're solemates!"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'It's Blurred.'

Ill next Thursday

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."