Clairvoyant Curious Mugs

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Crystal ball tells fortune teller: 'He's screwed.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Asking out a palm reader.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Quantum Psychic

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"You're solemates!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'It's Blurred.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Ill next Thursday

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'