Clairvoyant Canine Enthusiast T-Shirts

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Your love gives me strength."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Dog phrenology

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"He's sending an instant message."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Dog and man on couch

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

When sleeping dogs are left to lie.

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

'Now might be a good time to tell your wife where you keep your insurance policies.'

"Bad news - you're going to be neutered."

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'

When Dachshunds dream.

Madame Z, fortune teller...sees all/rells all...can help you find your car.

'You meet Mister Right, house prices are down - Oops! I've got it upside down again!'

A fat man walking his dog from his car.

Dog doing tricks on street corner.

'I do not do commodity futures.'

A yellow dog

"Do you like this? I made it from scratch!"

'Honey must not like you! She's never bitten anyone before.'

'Rain or no, I still think he wants to go walkies,dear.'