Clairvoyant Canine Enthusiast T-Shirts

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Your love gives me strength."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Dog phrenology

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Dog and man on couch

"He's sending an instant message."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

When sleeping dogs are left to lie.

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

What dogs want for Christmas.

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"Worst case of stockholm syndrome I've ever seen."

'Now might be a good time to tell your wife where you keep your insurance policies.'

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"Bad news - you're going to be neutered."

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'

When Dachshunds dream.

Madame Z, fortune teller...sees all/rells all...can help you find your car.

Dog doing tricks on street corner.

'Rain or no, I still think he wants to go walkies,dear.'

'I do not do commodity futures.'

'Honey must not like you! She's never bitten anyone before.'

"Do you like this? I made it from scratch!"

A yellow dog

'You meet Mister Right, house prices are down - Oops! I've got it upside down again!'