Clairvoyancy Pillows

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

'I have to be careful of what I say around here. Someone's always looking over my shoulder.'

"Oh, dear! You're going to meet a tall, dark misogynist."

'You must not let your guard down,. In the very near future, I see you being ripped off by an old lady...OK handsome, that'll be two hundred bucks!'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Psychic predicts exact time back from lunch

Madame Lucille - 'I predict the future'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Asking out a palm reader.

Quantum Psychic

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"You're solemates!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'It's Blurred.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Your husband says BOO!"