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Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

The Devil's in the detail!

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'It's Mr. Stebbins...he's getting back to you with a vengeance.'

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

Suggestions/Terms and Conditions

'Third sentence, second one over...what does that word mean?'

Complaints about how we handled your complaint.

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

'Please send us an optimist to run the sales department, and a pessimist to run the credit department.'

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

'The fine print can be read only if held up to a mirror.'

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

"We've had to create a whole new area in our filing system for your claim, Mr Butterfield.'