Civility Enthusiasts Pillows

"I can't waste valuable police resources by telling you the time! We're undermanned as it is!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Missing You.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

Coronavirus Windmills

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Are you cold dear?"

Best System in the World

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Hang in There Democracy!

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

My Knight in shining Armour.

Don Quixote

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

'You won!'

The merger hits a snag.

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

Karine Jean-Pierre

Chivalrous Snowman

Knight

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Why we need a legislature .

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

The polling station

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'