Civility Enthusiasts Mugs

"I can't waste valuable police resources by telling you the time! We're undermanned as it is!"

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"The knights of the round accent table"

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Missing You.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

Coronavirus Windmills

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Don Quixote

My Knight in shining Armour.

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

Hang in There Democracy!

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Are you cold dear?"

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

'You won!'

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

The merger hits a snag.

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Karine Jean-Pierre

Knight

Chivalrous Snowman

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"No one is prepared for life as a congressman. Just imagine it's your first day in junior high school."

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Why we need a legislature .

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

The polling station

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'