Civil Ceremony Supporters Pillows

So the Queen doesn't do registry offices! Probably why she didn't come to our wedding!

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

A salute of scouts

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Zumma Cum Laude

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'What, They're comfortable.'

Tribal masks.

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Double Wedding

"You said it—everybody heard you."

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

Inauguration of Love

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

Christening

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'