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CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"Uh-Oh..."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

Yin and Yang VPs.

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

Who's In Charge Here?

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

No - what kind of answer is no?

Parallel Parking Garage

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"Who the hell is responsible for this no-blame culture???"

A note of warning, he doesn't suffer wise men gladly

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."