Civic Duty Participation Gifts

On Jury Service...

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

US election postal vote controversy

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

"Nooooo!"

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

Vote Signal

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

With Jury Duty for All

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"Civic responsibility, ethics, and a dedication to the people we serve; they're killing our business."

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

Elections in Egypt.

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

Al Baldasaro

I'm hearing voices. What are they saying? They're telling me to do something to say something. What? Vote! America please vote! What's happening? Shouldn't disembodied voices be more insidious? Holy Uncle Mort.

'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'

Voter Rights

The First Vote

Hillary Clinton

Exercise is the key to strength.

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

Can you feel the excitement building? The election is more than a month off. Nonsense!! It's not more than a month off? Yes, technically, in the sense that time is ordinarily measured. But it's so close I can taste it. You can taste the general election? Like chocolate mousse! The season of the political junkie is upon us.

The ballot box.

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

"Here's our verdict. Can we go now?"

'I'm fed up with being told we're all too dim to manage any but the simplest of voting systems.'

Color cartoon of Santa Claus holding an umbrella that reads VOTE.

Government surveillance has got me worried. What if it turns out Uncle Sam is collecting millions of phone records? But not mine. What if millions are under surveillance, but not me? How fair is that? Medical surveillance might be appropriate.

"We must assure the public that our fiscal review will not result in increased property taxes."

"Hold it! These bums aren't my parents!!"