Civic Duty Dodgers Mugs

"Got outta jury duty!"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"Nooooo!"

Vote Signal

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

With Jury Duty for All

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'

The First Vote

Exercise is the key to strength.

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

Elections: Carrying a Cross

Color cartoon of Santa Claus holding an umbrella that reads VOTE.

"Hold it! These bums aren't my parents!!"

"You recused yourself from this case. I recuse myself from jury duty."

"Well then, can we count on your vote if you get a job that pays well enough to get your car repaired so you can drive to your polling station?"