City Workers Mugs

Road Sharks.

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"I hate performance review season."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

The Milky Way (Detail)

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Boss to employee: 'I'm downsizing your paycheck.'