City Workers Mugs

Road Sharks.

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I hate performance review season."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

The Milky Way (Detail)