City Official Mugs

Planning Department.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

'I don't think there's much we can do about it - he's on the planning committee.'

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

"Hey look - the city finally got some infrastructure funding and upgraded that old bridge!"

'Can you hurry and process my parking tickets...I'm double-parked.'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

The next PPP challenge will be in xxx minutes.

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

With the upgrade to keyless entry, the mayor presented Donovan with the touchpad code to the city.

Street sign - 'Have a nice day! void where prohibited'.

'Over Building'

Sinalization.

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Planning Office - In-tray full of Tesco applications.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"City officials have cited erectile dysfunction as the cause for the building's collapse. And, on that note, I think I will now tender my resignation."

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"I think it's more aspirational than prescriptive."

Tombola Winner

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice Alderman of London, the idle one impeached before him by his accomplice.

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

"It appears to have been done with a key to the city, which narrows the suspects."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Nation-building never works."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Anti-Agent