City Slicker Dreaming Of Suburbia T-Shirts

Gift a t-shirt that humorously celebrates the city dweller’s secret longing for suburban tranquility—ideal for casual wear and making a witty statement.

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The suburbs are calling to me.

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"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera." mockup

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

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Large Dollar Sign Office Block

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'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.' mockup

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

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'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.' mockup

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

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City Boy.

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"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!" mockup

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

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The Streets - Night

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"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it." mockup

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

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"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island" mockup

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

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"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street." mockup

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

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"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city." mockup

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

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City Windfarms.

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'I remember when all this was fields.' mockup

'I remember when all this was fields.'

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Corporate Whore.

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Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

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"This city is becoming unlivable." mockup

"This city is becoming unlivable."

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"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city." mockup

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

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Thumbing a Lift.

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Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles. mockup

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

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"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity." mockup

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

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"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?" mockup

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

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Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy. mockup

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

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Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions mockup

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

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Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed' mockup

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

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"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..." mockup

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

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"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork." mockup

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

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'How would I know if the coast is clear-this is the middle of London!'

'How would I know if the coast is clear-this is the middle of London!' mockup

'How would I know if the coast is clear-this is the middle of London!'

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"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues." mockup

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

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Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

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