City Skier Prints

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

City Boy.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

The Streets - Night

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Skier and his dog.

City Windfarms.

Corporate Whore.

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'It is too snowing!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Thumbing a Lift.

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'How would I know if the coast is clear-this is the middle of London!'