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Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"We won!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

How Many It Takes

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

'You forgot the product label.'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

Town Planning Department

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

urban agriculture