City Recluse Pillows

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

A man looks up at the earth

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

Sick Building Syndrome

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Blok drives by New York City.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

'Honey, I'm home.'

New York Scatological Society

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

A bricklayer building a tree

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."