City Politics T-Shirts

Fingerprint Rationing

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

No Immediate Danger

Hoodie Hang-out

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

City Boy.

Love linked

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Saxophone Player.

Serenading

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Push for Disco...

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I don't believe in you!"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)