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"Isn't nature grand?"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Wildlife

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Caterpillar Portrait

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Rock - see you in a million years!

"The invention of taxidermy."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Crocodile

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

Caliologist

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

David Attenborough's Morning

The life of penguins.

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

"But what's my motivation?"

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Maria Sibylla Merian

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."