City Life Survivor Mugs

"Please excuse, Tom, Mom and Dad! He's worked the last ten years in a large city hospital and has no practice with chit chat!"

"Man, how I hate these Friday afternoon gridlocks!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

City Boy.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Love linked

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

No Immediate Danger

Hoodie Hang-out

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Saxophone Player.

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I don't believe in you!"

Serenading

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Push for Disco...

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'