City Life Adventurer Mugs

"Look - an urban legend."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Push for Disco...

Serenading

King Kongs first christmas

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Sick Building Syndrome

New York Netherworld

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Bankside

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Thumbing a Lift.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Vacation Bus Photo

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Things that go beep in the night.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Hoxton map.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration