City Adventure Mugs

You Are Lost

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Push for Disco...

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Serenading

King Kongs first christmas

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

New York Netherworld

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Mother CareBaby Gap

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

Thumbing a Lift.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Vacation Bus Photo

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Bankside

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Things that go beep in the night.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Hoxton map.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'