City Life Navigator Mugs

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Love linked

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

City Boy.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Saxophone Player.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Serenading

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"I don't believe in you!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Push for Disco...

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."