City Humor Appreciator Prints

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

Cars.

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

Cook complaining to milkman

Bus of Fools

"The best way of dispersing crowds in the inner city is to start handing out job applications!"

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

"It gets a lot of refracted light."

Chugger

Free jukebox...

Where did birds rest before utility wires?

A Day at the Comics Bar

Laugh and the World Laughs with You, but Not on the I.R.T.

"Genuine ASBOs for sale."

"So we're agreed. You get everything south of 59th. We get the rest. Capice?"

'Pssst...wanna buy some tabs?' (Launderette)

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

Fallopian Tube

'How very Putney!'

'It's Darwin's only chance to practice when he's in the city.'

"Great, but where are they going to get the money to pay for them?"