City Golf Dreamer T-Shirts

'Do me a favor, next time you want to go golfing in the city, count me out.'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Serenading

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

The Amateur Golfer

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Converted Parking Garage

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Clock Face Golf Set

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

Eric Adams Caricature

Entering New York City - Check it out

Real Estate Depression

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

Immigrating to the City

"Falling leaves. That's what I miss most of all."

Tourist Attractions

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

ACME Mutton Co.

Urban Compost Heap.

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

A businessman sits at his desk behind a nameplate that reads "R. T. Nelson - Elevation: 482 ft."

Persons of Faith

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

The first floating city experiences floating urban sprawl.

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

Manhattan Cat atop the The Rock