City Golf Dreamer T-Shirts

'Do me a favor, next time you want to go golfing in the city, count me out.'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Serenading

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

The Amateur Golfer

Converted Parking Garage

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

God in the bunker.

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

Clock Face Golf Set

Entering New York City - Check it out

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

Eric Adams Caricature

Real Estate Depression

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

Tourist Attractions

"Falling leaves. That's what I miss most of all."

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

Immigrating to the City

ACME Mutton Co.

Urban Compost Heap.

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

A businessman sits at his desk behind a nameplate that reads "R. T. Nelson - Elevation: 482 ft."

The first floating city experiences floating urban sprawl.

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

Persons of Faith