City Dweller's Guide Mugs

North East Springdale, next exit,,,South West Springdale, 3 miles,,,Springdale Jr, 5 miles,

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Pigeon Little

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

City Boy.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Love linked

Hoodie Hang-out

No Immediate Danger

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Saxophone Player.

Push for Disco...

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Serenading

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I don't believe in you!"

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."