City Council Members Gifts

The Next Police Chief

"Higgins, city council, we want to brighten up the city. From tomorrow on please shave, shrine your shoes and wear a tie."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."

Which One is Pulling Out?

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Sinalization.

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.

Power corrupts: McDonalds.

Tombola Winner

Applications

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Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

'You've got my vote, Mr Mayor!'