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"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

King Kongs first christmas

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

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Final words on gravestones.

Gerald Ratner's return

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

SupermarketAwful Market.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

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"I believe in consistent branding."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

The Bargain Brand

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"