City Adventurers Gifts

I love New York

Mild in the Streets

Personalized Greetings

'I'll never get used to living in San Francisco -- Yesterday I got a visit from the Avon transvestite!'

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

Man losing his dog dog a drain

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Love linked

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

ThrEschers.

Push for Disco...

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Serenading

King Kongs first christmas

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Sister Cities

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."