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"How do you do endnotes for stuff you just know."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Go team!

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

Trade Show Sherpas

Piano Keyboard

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Building business relations.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

The Card Flinger

Good Luck!

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Freedom of the press

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

The Communicator

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."