Circus Themed Party Gifts

Balloon Dog

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Dead Funny

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'He's maturing early.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Litter Tray Training

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Clown God

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."