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Clown

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Litter Tray Training

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'He's maturing early.'

Clown God

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Clown Face Painting