Circus Manager Pillows

'The circus is downsizing, and we're replacing you with Rush Limbaugh!'

"I'm fed up being paid peanuts."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Dead Funny

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Litter Tray Training

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'He's maturing early.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Clown God

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Clown Face Painting

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."