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"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

Harsh Mellows.

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Filming Christmas

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"A little lamb please."

"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."

Trash-talkin' artists

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

Chicken

The First Roast Chicken.

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Marshmallow Roast

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"Oh stop judging me, Gerald!"

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you overcook the salmon?"

'I don't hassle you about YOUR comfort foods.'

'Sorry but my disposable income is tied up in a roast in the oven.'

'What a pig.' 'I heard that.'

'There's a problem with dinner - the roast didn't.'

Mean Cuisine

"The pork chops were dry and unseasoned."

"I'd delete Facebook—But I really enjoy roasting landlords and their overpriced rentals."

'What an old film.'

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

'Did you remember to stuff the chicken?' 'I didn't have to. It was full already.'

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