Cinematic Critters Gifts

Worms going to the cinema to watch a horror movie called "The Robin"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Doggy-3D

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"You're amazing!"

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

How Snails Are Born

Dogs watching a Human Movie subtitled for them.

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking dog."

'Two for Tomb Raider."

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

The making of funny cat videos.

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

Man films uses phone camera. Woman says: 'I fail to see how filming the cat makes you a citizen journalist.'

'Forget it! -- the last time we rented 'Lassie Come Home,' you howled all night!'

'She saved the best for last!'

PETFLIX

"So that's two votes for 'Love Actually' and 14 votes for 'A River Runs Through It.'"

Cat and Mouse

Rabbit Meeting Shows Hopping Profits

Insect Insults.

"I DID hold it tight! You oulled too hard!"

Double Feature: Lassie - Rin-Tin-Tin.

'And when did you last see out supper?'

Creepy Crawly Insect Phobia.

'You're giving a mating call yet holding a rifle - I'm getting some pretty mixed signals here, buddy!'

"'H.D.' stands for 'Heroic Dog'."

'I can taste the soybeans, protein pellets, rice, bran, corn and oats. It could use a little more salt.'