Cinema Wizard Prints

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

The Vineyard

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Rhapsody in Blue.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

George Martin

Portfolio, 2011

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.