Cinema Wizard Mugs

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

The Vineyard

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Portfolio, 2011

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

The virtual wine tasting was a big success