Cinema Seekers Gifts

'Did you enjoy the film?'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Clown on bike.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

The First Fire Stick

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Steve McQueen

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"The Eggsorcist"

Wolf Karaoke

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Canadian film production

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

Moby Dick