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'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

La Table

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

The interminable!

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

The First Commuters

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

'I'll take #1.'

Facebook's business model

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."

"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."

"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"