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Auguste and Louis Lumiere

"Gentlemen, this is Mr. Griscom, Super Films' new horror expert."

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

"Superhero movies have only six years left before they're confined to the dustbin of cinematic history."

Before they settled on 'action', many directors would start a take with 'Gentlemen, let us commence with our filmmakerly duties, tut-tut.'

Movies through the decades.

'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

Christopher Lee...a tribute

Charles Laughton caricature

Herman Mankiewicz

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Buster Keaton

Jimmy Cagney.

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Marilyn's Rushmore

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Film Star Robert de Niro

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Lumiere brothers caricature

50 Year Celebrations.

Cary Grant

Laurel and Hardy

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Charlotte Rampling

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

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