Cinema Entusiast Mugs

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

"Bond James, Bond."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Steve McQueen

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Canadian film production

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Moby Dick

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'Have you been waiting long?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'