Cinema Buddy Pillows

"Shockingly, your hubby and I have long been lovers..."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"The Eggsorcist"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Tom Hanks

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Star Wars Audience

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

King kong 5 G.

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

Cinéma Vérité

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'