Churchgoer Musings T-Shirts

Celebrate the faith and humor of your churchgoing loved ones with our witty and inspiring t-shirts. Perfect for casual Sundays or everyday inspiration, these shirts combine faith-based phrases with a fun twist.

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'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism. mockup

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

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"It's OK, I'm preordained."

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"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm" mockup

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

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Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?' mockup

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

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'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?' mockup

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

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The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness." mockup

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

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Early Piety

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'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...' mockup

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

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Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.' mockup

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

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"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?" mockup

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

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Priest

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'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?' mockup

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

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'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...' mockup

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

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"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!" mockup

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

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"Freshly ground pepper?"

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'Let us pray...'

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Clown Ministry Baptism Today

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Verger Works

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"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'." mockup

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

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"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'" mockup

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

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"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work." mockup

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

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"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?" mockup

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

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"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary." mockup

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

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'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....' mockup

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

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'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry). mockup

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

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'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.' mockup

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

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"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit." mockup

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

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CCTV in church.

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"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife." mockup

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

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"Amen. Please help me up."

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"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies." mockup

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

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'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!' mockup

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

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'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!' mockup

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

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Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation mockup

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

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Churchgoer Musings T-Shirts Collection

Churchgoer Musings Mugs

Explore our collection of clever and heartfelt mugs designed specifically for churchgoers. Find a gift that blends faith, humor, and daily inspiration in every sip.

Churchgoer Musings Pillows

Add a dash of faith-inspired comfort with our church-themed pillows. Perfect for cozying up during quiet moments or decorating their spiritual space.

Churchgoer Musings Prints

Brighten their home with inspiring and humorous church-themed prints. These artworks celebrate devotion and adds personality to any room.