Church Reformers Pillows

'These are our 'problems emeritus'.'

Skeptic Tank.

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

The ten ammendments

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

Civil Service Reform - Equal Justice for Briber and Bribed

Louis Antoine Jullien

Pope Francis

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

John Wycliffe

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

Missionary Statement: Spread the Word.

Corruption in the Vatican.

Kiss My Ring

Philipp Melanchthon (Lutherism)

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

"From now on it will be God, the Holy Non binary, God the Holy Cisgender and God the..."

Benedict XVI Resigns.

There's no sense talking economic reform with him --- His motto is "If it's not feudal, it's futile."

'We're gonna skip the theatrics today and get right into the Word ...'

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

"We consider our church pretty progressive, and not just because we serve energy drink for communion."

'We've got to elect someone absolutely scandal-free...'

'I had to have my pacemaker readjusted since I asked Jesus into my heart.'

"Your god can't stop his own priests from raping children in his own churches. So what makes you think he can help you find your T.V. remote?"

"Our gender neutral parent who art in heaven..."