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Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Thomas Cranmer

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Applause

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

Honk if you Love Jesus

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

John Calvin

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

Pope Francis

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

Patient: The NHS

"Uh Oh! Looks like you're being un-friended."

Gladstone Abolishing Purchase of Army Commissions

Philipp Melanchthon (Lutherism)

Irish plasterer working on a church

Young Joseph began to think his brothers weren't playing hide & seek. (Biblical Joseph in the pit)

You are invited to Jesus The Launch Party.

'Ah - Mr. Figgs - you used to work for that bank - anything for the church fete?'

Disraeli's Reform Bill:'The Political Egg-Dance'

Ikea Manger

Vatican Reforms

"God is unhappy with your views on women bishops. In fact She's furious..."

Conrad Grebel (Anabaptism)

"We should pay for universal health care by taxing churches. That's what he would want."