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Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Thomas Cranmer

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Applause

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

Honk if you Love Jesus

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

John Calvin

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

Pope Francis

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

'Yes, and don't call me Shirley.'

Patient: The NHS

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

Philipp Melanchthon (Lutherism)

Gladstone Abolishing Purchase of Army Commissions

"Uh Oh! Looks like you're being un-friended."

Irish plasterer working on a church

"Jesus, as a child, heals the blind snowman..."

Young Joseph began to think his brothers weren't playing hide & seek. (Biblical Joseph in the pit)

Baptism by fire, baptism by water.

You are invited to Jesus The Launch Party.

'Ah - Mr. Figgs - you used to work for that bank - anything for the church fete?'

Disraeli's Reform Bill:'The Political Egg-Dance'

Ikea Manger

Vatican Reforms

"God is unhappy with your views on women bishops. In fact She's furious..."

Conrad Grebel (Anabaptism)